So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
