He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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