you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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