like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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