great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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