PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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