the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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