Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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