I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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