Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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