What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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