we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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