You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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