Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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