I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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