One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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