So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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