Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Dick very happy bro
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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