it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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