Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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