I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was like eating out sand paper
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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