Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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