Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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