69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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