i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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