I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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