Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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