Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
God I need to hump something, right now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
