are you still at the devil's house?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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