He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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