4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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