god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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