well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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