I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
