so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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