32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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