I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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