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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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