Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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