i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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