You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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