I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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