My nipple is on Facebook.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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