As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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