I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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