Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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