Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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