I showed him my bush... on skype.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
His nipple licking is glorious
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