I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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