Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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