...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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