Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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