I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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