Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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