How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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