I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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