I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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