My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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