this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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