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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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